A Few Things I Found Funny The Last Few Days

1- Warning Grandparents at play.

2- My husband Larry sings love songs.........to other women and not to me.

3- I ate a whole box of Lucky Charms. It turned my poo green. I had to Google green poo to see if I was alright.

4- You know he married my brother Greg. She's getting a pedicure now. (They client was a real woman)

5- You want to get between my legs? It came from a woman facialist to a woman client. We figured she was talking to her dog.