A Few Things I Found Funny The Last Few Days
1- Warning Grandparents at play.
2- My husband Larry sings love songs.........to other women and not to me.
3- I ate a whole box of Lucky Charms. It turned my poo green. I had to Google green poo to see if I was alright.
4- You know he married my brother Greg. She's getting a pedicure now. (They client was a real woman)
5- You want to get between my legs? It came from a woman facialist to a woman client. We figured she was talking to her dog.