Directly Stolen From Kapgar

• Are you spoiled?
  You are if you can bold 40 or more of the following:
  
  Do you have.....
  
• your own cell phone
  
• a television in your bedroom
  
• an IPOD
  
• a photo printer
  
• your own phone line
  
• TiVo or generic digital video recorder
  
• High-speed internet service
  
• a surround sound system in your bedroom
  
• DVD player in your bedroom- yeah on my computer
  
• at least one hundred DVD's
  
• a childfree bathroom
  
• your own in house office
  
• a pool
  
• a guest room
  
• a game room
  
• a queen sized bed- would you expect anything less from me?
  
• a stocked bar
  
• a working dishwasher
  
• an icemaker
  
• a working washer and dryer
  
• more then 20 pairs of shoes
  
• at least 10 things from a designer store
  
• expensive sunglasses
  
• framed artwork (Not lithographs or prints)
  
• Egyptian sheets or towels
  
• a multi-speed bike
  
• a gym membership
  
• large exercise equipment in home
  
• your own set of golf clubs
  
• a pool table
  
• a tennis court
  
• local access to a lake, pond or beach-hey the beach is just a few blocks away from my home
• your own pair of skis
  
• enough camping gear for a weekend in an isolated area
  
• a boat
  
• a jet ski
  
• a neighborhood committee membership
  
• a beach house or a vocation house/cabin
  
• wealthy family members
  
• two or more family cars
  
• a walkin closet or pantry
  
• a yard
  
• a hammock
  
• a personal trainer
  
• good credit
  
• expensive jewelry
  
• a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
  
• at least 100 dollars in your possession right know-I wish
  
• more then two credit cards bearing your name- right I don't even have one
  
• a stock portfolio- what's that?
  
• a passport
  
• a horse
  
• a trustfund
  
• private medical insurance
  
• a college degree no outstanding student loans
  
  do you...
  
• shop for non-needed items for yourself (Like cloths, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
  
• do you regularly grocery shop at high-end or specialty store
  
• pay someone to clean your house, wash your dishes, or launder your clothes
  
• go on weekend mini vocations
  
• send dinners back with every flaw
  
• wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
  
• regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon-yeah I'm a personal assistant to a hair stylist what do you expect
  
• have a job but don't need money OR stay at home with little financial sacrifice
  
• pay someone to cook your meals
  
• regularly pay someone else to drive you
  
• expect a gift after you fight with your partner
  
  are you...
  
• are you an only child
  
• married/partnered with a wealthy person
  
• baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
  
  Have you...
  
• been on a cruise
  
• traveled out of the country-yeah to Canada for a few hours when I was in third grade
  
• met a celebrity
  
• been to the Caribbean
  
• been to Europe
  
• been to New York
  
• eaten at the space needle in Seattle
  
• been to "The Mall Of America"
  
• been to the Eiffel tower in Paris- no I'm not Tom Cruise
  
• been to the Statue Of Liberty in New York
  
• moved more then three times because you wanted too-just missed that one one more I have to highlight it
  
• dined with local political figures
  
• been to the Alantic and Pacific coasts
  
  did you...
  
• go to another country for your honeymoon
  
• hire a professional photographer for your wedding or commitment ceremony
  
• take riding or swimming lessons as a child- yeah swimming at the local Y.M.C.A.
  
• attend private school
  
• have a sweet 16 party thrown for you

WOW, only 16 I am a disgrace to the gay community!!