Dear SBC

SBC, SBC
Where can you be?
DSL Was promised to be today
Do I have to send you a mayday

My dial up is so slow
My computer is being such a ho
With slow transmissions with no submissions
When are you going to give me my transitions?

Today it has been a week
You made my computer so bleak
Yet without an e mail conformation
now you'll hear my confrontation

SBC, SBC
Have you gone to shit becoming AT&T?
DSL was promised to me today
you WILL be hearing my unhappy mayday!!