An Olympic Size Blow Job

I don't know how many of you saw the closing ceremony to the Olympics. I had one of my restless nights tossing and turning so I turned on the TV. When this came on I said "I want a blow job too, that looked like it would be so fun". There were 3 aerialist using a wind machine floating above center stage. I was thinking how rad is that for entertainment. I had seen it only once before featured in a movie. The immense giant fan spin below you ready to slice and dice you. Picking you up like a feather, then free falling into a fluff mat. It made me jealous because I wanted to be that person. Does anyone know where I can get a blow job?