Yesterday Was Nuts

Santa Cruz's matto is "Keep Santa Cruz Weird" but Yesterday was NUTS!!, People internet service, cell phone service and credit card machines were all out of order. To top it all off a friend calls me up to tell me he's had an erection ever since he woke up. I asked him if he took viagra or anything generic or any other drugs. He told me he didn't do anything. I really hope he went to the E.R. to get that problem serviced!!