Addiction Symptoms Of A Coffee Whore

The truth is out now that I am an addicted coffee addict whore. Yes my friends I can not function day or night with a good, very strong cup of coffee with sugar and half and half by my side. So today I am going to share a few of the many symptoms to see if you are also a coffee addict whore:

1: When your mouth is making froth just think about a cup of coffee.

2: When you look at the coffee maker and scream at it hysterically "HURRY THE F#*! UP"

3: When you have ditoxification caffeine withdraw shakes before you have your first cup of coffee in the morning.

4: When you get mad at your roommates, or significant other for not having the coffee brewing when they are awake before you are awake.

If you suffer from these symptoms, or any other symptoms I have not mentioned. Run to the nearest coffee house, or brew a nice strong pot of coffee right quick. You may also seek help from your locale chapter of C.U.P.S. (COFFEE'S UNCONTROLLABLE PRIORITY SUPPORT) group at 1-8CO-FFE-ES4U or visit their web site at WWW.COFFEES4UINEEDITNOW.COM. All information given is confidential and will not be revealed without written consent.