Poz Mikey


The Amazing Flying Exploding Pizza Stone

So I saw my roommate Larry make a quesodilla on a pizza stone. I decided I was going to do the same thing today. First I got the pizza stone and put it onto the top of the stove. I pulled out the tortillas out of the fridge and the sharp cheddar cheese. I put one tortilla on the pizza stone and grate the cheese on the tortilla. I place the top tortilla on my quesodilla what a few minutes and flip it. Kabang!! The pizza stone exploded into several large pieces flying at me like sharpnel in a war zone. I duck and cover and stand up only to see the quesodilla in flames on the stove. I grapped an oven mit and run cold water to put the flame out. Then I grapped the scalltering pieces of the pizza stone and start running cold on the stone. I swear to you folks one piece flew about seven feet. Needless to say there is a nice new burn markon the linolium and the piece that flew seven feet scortched a throw rug Larry got in Mexico!!



Yesterday Was Nuts

Santa Cruz's matto is "Keep Santa Cruz Weird" but Yesterday was NUTS!!, People internet service, cell phone service and credit card machines were all out of order. To top it all off a friend calls me up to tell me he's had an erection ever since he woke up. I asked him if he took viagra or anything generic or any other drugs. He told me he didn't do anything. I really hope he went to the E.R. to get that problem serviced!!



The Thank You E Mail For Doing The Documentary

Dear Mikey,
I wanted to write to tell you THANK YOU for doing the interview with us yesterday. You had some truly great things to say, and I'm so glad that you can share your atory with even more people than before.

Also, I wanted to let you know the actual date and time of the showing: May 9th from 11:30 am to 2:00 pm at the Riverfront Theater. As far as I know, admission is free, so go ahead and invite all your friends! Our film will be shown with other short-subject (15 minutes or less) documentaries by high school students in YEY, which is why the time in the theater will be so long.

I hope you can make it!